Internet Quotations
Internet
From WikiquoteThe Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet Protocol Suite (TCP/IP) to serve billions of users worldwide. It is a network of networks that consists of millions of private and public, academic, business, and government networks of local to global scope that are linked by a broad array of electronic and optical networking technologies. The Internet carries a vast array of information resources and services, most notably the inter-linked hypertext documents of the World Wide Web (WWW) and the infrastructure to support electronic mail.
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- First message transmitted via internet technology, the first two letters of "login", after which one system crashed [1]
- [T]he index of a search engine can be thought of as analogous to the stars in [the] sky. What we see has never existed, as the light has traveled different distances to reach our eye. Similarly, Web pages referenced in an index were also explored at different dates and they may not exist any more.
- Ricardo Baeza-Yates and Berthier Ribeiro-Neto, Modern Information Retrieval, Addison-Wesley/ACM Press, p. 382 (1999)
- Twenty years ago no one could have imagined the effects the Internet would have: entire relationships flourish, friendships prosper…there’s a vast new intimacy and accidental poetry, not to mention the weirdest porn. The entire human experience seems to unveil itself like the surface of a new planet.
- We have too many cellphones. We've got too many Internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now.
- Ray Bradbury, LA Times (August 16, 2010)
- I hear there's rumors on the internets that we're going to have a draft. We're not going to have a draft, period.
- George W. Bush, 2nd Presidential Debate (8 October 2004)
- The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bombs to get in when I can walk in through the door.
- William R. Cheswick, quoted in Joshua Quittner, "Cracks in the net", Time Feb. 27, 1995 [2]
- The Internet has made me very casual with a level of omniscience that was unthinkable a decade ago. I now wonder if God gets bored knowing the answer to everything.
- Douglas Coupland, "Transience Is Now Permanence & the Fate of the Middle Classes (Doomed)", in The Edge Annual Question—2010: How Is the Internet Changing the Way You Think?[3], January 2010
- Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.
- Roger Ebert, "Critical Eye" column, Yahoo! Internet Life, September 1998, p. 66
- The NET is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
- William Gibson Title of an article for New York Times Magazine (14 July 1996)
- During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.
- Al Gore, in a statement often misquoted as "I invented the Internet." CNN Late Edition (9 March 1999)
- In the next century, planet earth will don an electronic skin. It will use the Internet as a scaffold to support and transmit its sensations. This skin is already being stitched together. It consists of millions of embedded electronic measuring devices: thermostats, pressure gauges, pollution detectors, cameras, microphones, glucose sensors, EKGs, electroencephalographs. These will probe and monitor cities and endangered species, the atmosphere, our ships, highways and fleets of trucks, our conversations, our bodies--even our dreams."
- Neil Gross in BusinessWeek
- That's the beauty of the Web: You can roll around in a stranger's obsession without having to smell his or her house. You can amscray whenever you want without being rude. The site gets its "hit" and you know more about our species' diversity.
- Penn Jillette (October 15, 1997). "Free Celebrity Nudes!". Penn's Columns. Penn & Teller. Retrieved on 2008-06-29.
- Most of us employ the Internet not to seek the best information, but rather to select information that confirms our prejudices.
- Nicholas D. Kristof, Would You Slap Your Father? If So, You’re a Liberal (New York Times, 27 May 2009)
- The real definition of Internet is: "lots of blogs and fat people trying to have sex with you."
- Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, speaking at the University of Illinois [4]
- The internet is like a big circus tent full of scary, boring creatures and pornography.
- Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, speaking at the University of Illinois
- For hundreds of millions of years, Sex was the most efficient method for propagating information of dubious provenance: the origins of all those snippets of junk DNA are lost in the sands of reproductive history. Move aside, Sex: the world-wide Web has usurped your role.
- Seth Lloyd, "Move Aside, Sex", in The Edge Annual Question—2010: How Is the Internet Changing the Way You Think?[5], January 2010
- This is a little known fact technological about the Internet, but the Internet is actually made of words and enthusiasm.
- Erin McKean, March 2007 speech to TED
- It's strange — you know, the Net is denounced as austere, the product of the engineering mentality, so forth and so on. It's the most feminine influence that Western civilization has ever allowed itself to fall under the spell of. The troubadors of the fourteenth century were as nothing compared to the boundary-dissolving, feminizing, permitting, nurturing nature of the Net. Maybe that's why there is an overwhelming male preference for it, in its early form, because that's where that was needed. But it is Sophia, it is wisdom, it is the penetrating archetypal female logos of the world-soul, leading us away from what was very sharp-edged and uncomfortable and repressive to our creativity and our sexuality and our relationships to each other and to the Earth.
- Terence McKenna, speaking with Mark Pesce–Technopagans at The End of History, recorded at Esalen in August 1998.
- It's very sad how in the information age you cannot get information into people's heads — as long as you write something on the internet and do not add LOL — it is true : "I'm not sure he's a Christian." — I'm not sure he's a mammal, Jay. He could be a werewolf.
- Bill Maher, on growth of rumors and reports of Barack Obama being a "secret Muslim", in an interview on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (13 September 2010)
- I have a theory that the Internet makes people stupider — and also FOX News makes people stupider. You know the Pew group did a study recently and they found out that 10 years ago, Democrats, Republicans and independents basically got their news from the same sources, probably more from CNN, for example. Then we had this polarity. … We do have two Americas. We have the America that's living in reality. The people who understand that Obama is a centrist liberal from Hawaii who is trying to dig us out of the hole we're in. And then we have this other FOX/Matt Drudge/Rush Limbaugh reality where he is a Muslim sleeper cell, Manchurian candidate who was sent over by his Kenyan father…
- Bill Maher, interviewed on Larry King Live (14 September 2010)
- I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.
- Bill Murray, Interview with Jessica Lee Jernigan (May 1999)
- Even if you do go into a coma, you can still keep posting to Usenet -- everyone else does.
- Lance Olkovick, Usenet article <33ef28ff.19084240@newsserver.sfu.ca> (1997)
- They can't ignore us, and they can't put us down. Thank God for the Internet, or we wouldn't know anything, and we would already be a fascist state.
- Cindy Sheehan, media conference call (11 August 2005)
- The members of the Invisible College did not live to see the full flowering of the scientific method, and we will not live to see what use humanity makes of a medium for sharing that is cheap, instant, and global (both in the sense of 'comes from everyone' and 'goes everywhere.') We are, however, the people who are setting the earliest patterns for this medium. Our fate won't matter much, but the norms we set will. Given what we have today, the Internet could easily become Invisible High School, with a modicum of educational material in an ocean of narcissism and social obsessions. We could, however, also use it as an Invisible College, the communicative backbone of real intellectual and civic change.
- Clay Shirky , "The Shock of Inclusion", in The Edge Annual Question—2010: How Is the Internet Changing the Way You Think?[6], January 2010
- Some complain that e-mail is impersonal -- that your contact with me, during the e-mail phase of our relationship, was mediated by wires and screens and cables. Some would say that's not as good as conversing face-to-face. And yet our seeing of things is always mediated by corneas, retinas, optic nerves, and some neural machinery that takes the information from the optic nerve and propagates it into our minds. So, is looking at words on a screen so very much inferior? I think not; at least then you are conscious of the distortions. Whereas, when you see someone with your eyes, you forget about the distortions and imagine you are experiencing them purely and immediately.
- Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon
- The Internet is a hole you pour your friends into for a never-ending stream of kitten photos and porn. Of course, that's quite a bargain, for some of us.
- Richard Stevens III, through his comic Diesel Sweeties
- And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
- Ted Stevens – Speech before the Senate on network neutrality [7] (June 28, 2006)
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
- Peter Steiner cartoon in The New Yorker (5 July 1993) page 61
- On the Internet, nobody can hear you fart.
- Jonas Whitespore, Usenet article <36a99bbe.27217047@enews.newsguy.com> (1999)
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